I hate it when my friends tell me to ask a boy out an I’m just like:

“OK BUT LIKE WHERE DO YOU EXPECT US TO GO WHEN WE DON’T HAVE DRIVERS LICENSES?!!??!”

WE CAME TO SMASH

Never hang out with someone who calls it a “jif” and not a “gif” because they follow too many rules and they will try to change your mind midway through a murder.

No literally. I slur my words so badly and speak so quietly that I have to repeat myself 7 times and raise my volume 74% in order for them to understand what I’m saying .

oomshi:

everyone on my dash talkin about “lms if i was a thirst follow” & i was gonna ask the same thing but then i remembered ¾ of you still think i’m a girl let alone know what i look like

UMMMM YOU OBVI DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW DESPERATE SOME OF US ARE

and plus you’re really funny and you got a nice personality and ayyyyyy I look for that more than looks tbh